Monday, February 18, 2008

My Name Is?


Get used to seeing a lot of this guy from now on...even though nobody seems to know what his name is. He, or it, is the mascot for the Arkansas Naturals, Springdale's new minor league baseball team. The people in the Naturals' marketing office call him "Squatchy" unofficially, because he looks like a Sasquatch. Seems they can't name his that because of a conflict with one of the names of the mascots for the summer Olympics in Bejiing. They kicked around calling him "Woody" but for obvious reasons they shot that one down. "Squatchy," that's what we'll call him for the time being, is huge. At least 7 feet tall. He looks like Chewbacca with a baseball uniform on — of course there ain't no way in hell Lucas is gonna let them use that name, even though "Chewbaccy" has a nice ring to it. Anyway, he should have an official name by the time of the Naturals' inaugural season-opener on April 10.

6 comments:

Andy Shupe said...

For the record, he DOES have a pretty mouth.

Mark Buffalo said...

I think I'll take our donkey, shelly, the mascot for the Travs in NLR!

Melissa said...

how about Jim Bob?

Neemah said...

Are you kidding me? You would think they would want to stay away from the Hillbilly stereotype.

Melissa said...

Sorry Neemah, looks like they embraced it with furry open arms.

Bryon Houlgrave said...

I ran into him last month in Milwaukee. He asked me for some change.